Saturday, June 23, 2007

Do's and don'ts of farm living

DO wear old clothes when entering the barn(Never know what will coming flying at you)

DON'T make friends with the beef cow. (beef it's what's for dinner)

DO wash your boots after being in the barn(your mom will thank you)

DON'T yell in the barn when the cows are all in there(they stand up and freak out)

DO make friend with the cats (they catch the mice and they are fun to pet)

DON'T count your kittens before they have at least lived a year (due to tractors, cows hoofs, and tom cat's)

DO lay outside when they are mowing hay.(the smell is wonderful)

DON'T let the dog know you have a chick in your hands.

DO let the dog know that if he dares even to lick his chops at the chickens he is dead meat.

DON'T drink down stream from the cows.

This is for you Norah since you checked to see if I had posted when I was at your house the whole time. sorry it isn't anything great.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aw I feel so special! ; )

Mary Ellen said...

Hahahaha! This is hilarious Sanny! I love it and you are soooo right too! =D lol! And thanks for posting... it's been a while! ;D