Dearest Auntie who lives far away,
All is well here and I thank God daily for his many blessing. I am so glad you feel comfortable enough to brag to us about your 70 degree weather our snow just melted away for the last time ,so we hope, and we got up to 30 something today ,we are happy for the warm up. I did get my one wish and that was to see green grass. Me and mom are waiting for the hot weather ,50 degrees, to clean out all the gardens. Things have changed since your last visit a year and a half ago first of all that junk laying around that you always complained about has been hauled away and I must say it looks good out there also we got a wood stove that sits outside and yes auntie in your words "it is a eye sore" we got a new dog his name is buddy and he is part border collie and part mutt it was probably being born right around your last visit. I myself has changed I have lost 35 pounds and you can drop your nick name for me I will not be "Lard bucket" anymore. I am now driving and no aunt I have not yet run over any poor men on the side of the road. Thank you so much for my birthday gift of a doll and a teething ring, if you wanted me to use them at this time I am sorry to tell you that I am past that stage if you want me to use them for my children I have to tell you that it will at least have to wait two years for I have no husband and I have not as of yet found any guy who likes me in that way so there is no prospects in site. If you have one in mind forget it the last one was 54 and was bigger then my house and he had rotten teeth. If you remember the other one you sent my way well he was 34 and a half and still referred to himself as little Toby boy he wore his pants up to his chin and could not eat by himself I had to feed him using air plane sounds and a spoon. Auntie a cow is an animal not a medical condition and do not worry I am not sick with typhoid or Measles and yes i still have both arms and both legs.
say hi to Uncle Hubert
love always Sandy and not chandy please spell it right the mail man is getting confused.
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LOL! ; ) I liked the teething ring... and the pants up to his chin.... oh. my. gosh. Hilarious!
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this is hilarious, Hey Sandy, could you give Norah a message for me, My friend Tawni would like to talk to her sometime, Tawni's E-mail address is oompaloompa2010@hotmail.com
She is the daughter of an old friend of mine, and I helped her out alot when her parents were getting divorced, She is 15, but a very good person, She goes to a Assembly church, maybe Norah could get her to see right division better than I could. Thanks Jim
Oh my lanta Sandy! That was hilarious! Your sense of humor is great! Man I think we are all lucky we don't have any relatives THAT bad! lol! =D
~Mary
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